Still single? Can't seem to find the love of your life? Can't seem to say anything good to pick up girls? No worries! Learn from one of the hottest guys in soccer!
Who other than Cristiano Ronaldo!!
Excerpt from Straits Times today:
"Ronaldo approached the woman at a Los Angeles restaurant with the line: "Me, you, f*** f***."
... , she did not understand it. So Ronaldo resorted to drawing a love heart on a misted-up window near his table and said: "Me, you, kiss!
...
He then whisked her back to his hotel for a night"
Just like that!
The simplicity and directness of it is ingenious isn't it? Just go 'me, you, f--k f--k!'. And the girl is bound to go back with you, assuming she understands you. If not, just say 'Me, you, kiss!'
And presto, you have a one night stand. Of course, make sure you remember to wear protection, if not you'll end up like Ronaldo having to fork a $21 million(scale down relative to your income) paternity bill for her baby.
Me, you, kiss!
